Oh, the people you’ll meet on OK Cupid.
I’m going to assume carrot soup?
It’s hard to blame her; I wouldn’t want to date an Eagles fan either.
The woman knows what she wants.
Do you develop a nervous tick of some kind?
Would you believe you’re the only one who does that?
Is there a scoring system unique to Portland that I don’t know about?
Does it really have to be your left ear?
That’s it? You have nothing else going on in your life? Cool.